April 2009
21 posts
You Can Always Count On Angry Weather
Sometimes, nature plays pranks on people
http://blogs.citypages.com/gop/bad%20weather.jpg
Like making you really late to work in the morning
This mountain likes to pour acid rain. It’s like mother nature blew a lot of coke and sneezed and your skin is like the inside of her nose
http://home.att.net/%7Estanley.bender/photos/Bad_weather_on_the_Grand_Teton.jpg
At least angry weather...
Time Is NOT On Your Side!
Unless you’re this guy:
http://www.bmeink.com/A60211/high/bmepb215874.jpg
For the rest of us, time is like this: it just seems to melt in our hands
http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/19120/wm/pd2091168.jpg
Sometimes time doesn’t even melt…people melt instead (for good reason)
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Everything Is Better In Moderation
Let’s start with children:
http://feministphilosophers.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/249270409_664e6841fa.jpg
Too many children is like too many piercings - you increase your likelihood of getting electrocuted greatly
http://drabruzzi.com/images/most_pierced_woman.jpg
Just like having too much metal in your face, you can also have way too much plastic on it to (or variations of...
Rock That Fu!
It seems as though the Fu Manchu is back. Once only confined to the likes of Harley riders and Hulk Hogan, the Fu is making a comeback faster than trashy 80’s flourescent colored clothes.
http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Reuters_Photo/2007/08/07/1186515775_7535.jpg
No longer just for the professional Faux Wrestler!
Athletes are now rocking the Fu
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Water Is The Giver Of Life...If It Doesn't Kill...
This is the MINORITY of water. MOST water is NOT this happy
http://www.bamacyclist.com/Journal2008/Northjournal08/day39n.jpg
Some water can be cleverly disguised as good, but is actually bad:
http://www.freestuffdirect.com/images/holy%20water.jpg
You can’t trust water blessed by a guy that looks this creepy
http://aftermathnews.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/evil-pope.jpg
Yep,...
The Other Other White Meat
Mmmmmm…Penguin
http://simonc.f2o.org/south/images/penguins_wallpaper.jpg
Look at all those penguins to eat! WOW!
In a press release from The Goliath Corp about penguin meat production:
“The thing is,” said Mr White, Goliath’s head nutritionist, “is that by eating only one penguin a week you can make up your entire recommended weekly intake of penguin, which we...
That Funky Kinda Taste
If you add this:
http://www.worldproutassembly.org/moo.jpg
with this:
http://www.virtualcourtney.com/images/lj/moo06.jpg
I’m assuming you get something that looks like this:
http://www.moo-moos.com/addimage/MOO_MOO_1_web.jpg
And what a tasty Caw (Cat-Cow) Sandwich it is!
This is a yak:
http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/yak.gif
and apparently it has a...
"Hang Loose...Stay Loose" - People Under The...
I went to an underground hip-hop concert last night and noticed that MAYBE only 40% of the people at that show were dancing! A lot of people didn’t even look intersted in what they were watching/listening! Unless you’re being constricted by a snake, you have NO EXCUSE not to dance at a concert that is BUILT for dancing!
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Ode To The Mustache
Sometimes, rocking the mustache can dramatically increase ones badassness!
http://hotbeans.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/mustache-_0003_weird-al-yankovic.jpg
Sometimes, mustaches can be mistaken for animals:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/listverse/evilwomen/moustache.jpg
Like a swordfish
http://miasmaticreview.mu.nu/mt-static/images/Mustache.JPG
or an octopus/big horn sheep
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Strangeness is a relative term
I would feel incredibly uncomfortable yet strangely empowered sitting in this chair
Some animals can be strange as well. Ugliness is in the eyes of the Beholder:
I believe the wombat is the cuttest animal alive. Many people disagree with me though.
The same goes for baby ostrich’s, except I feel their ugly and some people in particular think they’re awesome
It’s...
Go Towards The WOMP!!!
If you know who Bassnectar is, you’ll understand the WOMP! The WOMP can tend to be addictive in nature. It makes me feel like this:
I even puke the WOMP!
This is Bassnectar - He has replaced God as a deity worth following.
The Bass is my Nectar for life!
Sometimes it can be difficult to pay attention at his show when people are melting like this:
"If it's not fun, why do it?" - Ben and Jerry
If you’ve ever felt like this sheet of acid, it’s probably because you’ve been on acid before.
I understand her need. It really doesn’t seem like she needs that sign though. You’d think the fluorescent pink dread locks (that I would LOVE to have!) would do the trick.
Maybe I’m going out on a limb, but it seems a little absurd that people are allowed...
"All The Freaky People Make The Beauty Of The...
In the words of James Madison and Thomas Jefferson “Revolution is my divine right!”
THROW DOWN!
I really believe that people should attempt a revolution of the mind. That way, the revolution will be peaceful and far more freaky. Just imagine…if everyone started acting how they wanted, instead of how they think they should in society.
This is what you need to do...
FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER
Pain is relative:
VERY relative:
Because Crop Circles Should Be Carved, Not Drawn
If I was to get scarification work, it would encompass the entire right half of my back and snake over my shoulder (but only slightly).
I would get a hybrid of crop circles, fractals and “urban primitive” images on my back. Of course it’d all swirl together.
something like this…but cooler
Just remember, it’s just like a tattoo (even the pain is the same)
Scarification: It's like tattooing with a scalpel
Here we go: I’ve recently discovered something very strange and different.
The art of scarification (and yes, at this level, it’s an art) is unique in that the artists carves about 3mm into the skin in order to create a clean scar on the body. This can be combined with “skin removal” to essentially create a tattoo that’s a lot more subtle.
I’ll be...
"Weird" is a relative term
This is basically what I’m getting done except they’ll be placed a little lower (on my birthday)
If I ever had the guts to stretch my septum ring, this is something I’d probably do at a party:
Considering the hole never closes up for a septum ring, I will be able to freak people out with “stupid human tricks” when I’m old
Body Modification Is Feng Shui For The Body!
I’ve got 13 piercings and two more in the works
What’s the big deal with piercings anyway?
Try this out for size:
The wonderful world of microdermals! I’m getting two under my collarbones (so as to remain symetrical)
Think a microdermal looks fun, check out these apples!
Music is the nectar of life
Yo! One of the best ways to get goofy is the DANCE ALL THE TIME!
Just think…dancing is an integral part of almost every culture on earth!
You can tell who a person is by the way they dance:
No one likes a stiff! Loosen up - remember: anyone can be stiff - even the relatively content people in life can be stiffs! SO LOOSEN UP YA BUG DUMMIES!
Gettin' Trippy With It...Na Na Na Na Na Na Na...
“Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.” - Robin Williams
Burning Man Bike Ride:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnRk4iaATo4
This is one of the stranger things I’ve ever seen
To bunny or not to bunny? That is the question.
DANCE DANCE DANCE!!! (there’s a person in those lights…somewhere)
Tis the time to get goofy!
I like to think of life like Cookie Monster does: COMPLETE MADDNESS (and cookies!). Combining that attitude with a Tigger-esque bounce for life is the way, I believe people should live their lives!
LOOSEN UP FOOLS!
Question: WHY DOESN’T EVERYBODY DANCE TO THE MUSIC IN THEIR HEAD?
Answer: BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF BEING WEIRD!
get weird! It’s not that hard.