“Hang Loose…Stay Loose” - People Under The Stairs
I went to an underground hip-hop concert last night and noticed that MAYBE only 40% of the people at that show were dancing! A lot of people didn’t even look intersted in what they were watching/listening!
Unless you’re being constricted by a snake, you have NO EXCUSE not to dance at a concert that is BUILT for dancing! 
http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/inflatable-snake-costume-1.jpg
Elsewise, you should look like you’re having this much fun (all the time!): 
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x6qe-lqDfNg/Rpq_GwEMaxI/AAAAAAAAAGc/9WPqsEvHgbM/s400/Dancing%2BBoy1.jpg
and like this when you’re at a show: 
http://nieuwslog.telecommerce.nl/uploadedImages/Telecommerce/Nieuwslog/Telecommerce_-_Nieuwslog/dance.jpg
(remember, if you feel you can’t do what’s above at a sold out/packed show, you’re just not trying hard enough) - use your elbows, it’ll make your objective loud and clear
Or at the least like this: 
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/08/images/070814-dancing-robot_big.jpg
While relaxed, at least she rocks some smooth style!
Elsewise, the DANCE MONSTER will come and GET YOU! 
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/038_38a.jpg
This is the Encouraging Monster - he’ll hug you if you dance and squeeze you to death if you don’t!
Watch out for his cousin! He has a zero tolerance policy for not dancing
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6jbVhBu4c6s/Ro5kfRj2axI/AAAAAAAAAPI/Y-GcvFQIbuU/s400/monsters_red.jpg
