The Other Other White Meat
Mmmmmm…Penguin
http://simonc.f2o.org/south/images/penguins_wallpaper.jpg
Look at all those penguins to eat! WOW!
In a press release from The Goliath Corp about penguin meat production:
“The thing is,” said Mr White, Goliath’s head nutritionist, “is that by eating only one penguin a week you can make up your entire recommended weekly intake of penguin, which we have decided is … one penguin.”
http://www.goliathcorp.com/penguin.html
But we can only eat emperor penguins. SCRUFFY PENGUINS ARE OFF LIMITS!
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2363/1650589070_d740fe2876.jpg
You just can’t kill something this demoniacally cute. It’s just against the rules.
Just like you can’t kill baby seals (or at least that’s what everyone says)
http://malkovsky.org/PhotoAlbums/AroundHome/BabySeal.jpg
Accept, you can:
http://www.blog.owaysweet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/babyseal.jpg
If they give you the puppy/sad eyes - I have no tolerance for people giving me these eyes and I refuse to differentiate for animals (Kiss my ass PETA!)
http://www.valdosta.edu/%7Ekaletour/seal.jpeg
GET YOUR CLUB ON!
