Strangely Tim! - Everything Is Better In Moderation

Everything Is Better In Moderation

Let’s start with children:

Too many children is like too many piercings - you increase your likelihood of getting electrocuted greatly

Just like having too much metal in your face, you can also have way too much plastic on it to (or variations of plastic)

EVIDENCE THAT KLINGONS EXIST!

Also, Kilingon porn is too much! Ron Jeremy as a Klingon is just pushing it too far!

There is no moderation for Carrot Top! He simply should not exist!

Nor should men that look this gawdy:

I honestly can’t even begin to describe how many “moderation norms” this man has violated single handedly in this picture

MY EYES! MY EYES! THE HOFF IS BURNING THROUGH MY CORNEAS!

However, one must differentiate between moderation and outrageous awesomeness:

The above is awesome

Below…is not

It’s like my pet hedgehog made an inspirational speech to these guys. (you should probably not take your fashion hints from small animals anyways)