Time Is NOT On Your Side!
Unless you’re this guy:
http://www.bmeink.com/A60211/high/bmepb215874.jpg
For the rest of us, time is like this: it just seems to melt in our hands
http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/19120/wm/pd2091168.jpg
Sometimes time doesn’t even melt…people melt instead (for good reason)
However, some things are not affected by time
Like Flying Devil Monkeys: they are impervious to time (like dragons being impervious to magic)
But there are enough flying devil monkeys. We DO NOT need more!
http://artaban7.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/flyingmonkeys1.png?w=650&h=520
Time can also slow down with drugs: like walking through an opium field on the way to a palace
http://tnjn.com/content/storyimage/2007/09/25/wizard_of_oz.512.jpg
The problem with opium: when time speeds back up, you’re still on opium
http://wearemoviegeeks.com/wp-content/wizardoz.jpg
Affects of opium: Even the tin man looks like he’s got some tin elsewhere on him by the way he’s looking down Dorothy’s dress (maybe Dorothy could give him a good lube to help him out with that)
Sometimes, people look like they’re stuck in time
http://strawberryfieldsforever.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/munchkins2.jpg
Side note: I still can’t believe that frickin’ dog made more money than any munchkin! Just because Todo isn’t stuck in time doesn’t mean he should get paid more! That’s time-discrimination!
It is also common for people to wish that time would speed up
http://www.cwru.edu/affil/ansmet/tuckerweb/roar.JPG
Or trying to go back in time
http://www.endlesssimmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/good-halloween-costume-idea-01.jpg
Like college as seen above
Or that time you were on a lot of ecstasy and thought it’d be hillarious to dress your future child up like an MDMA moleclue
http://www.coolest-homemade-costumes.com/images/coolest-homemade-costumes-jack-as-a-jack-32387.jpg
Or that time you were so drunk and high in high school (now I know why they call it that!) that you gave Mr. Potato head fangs and goofy eyebrows
http://www.bloggersbase.com/images/uploaded/original/685fb1c63831ebdc853543d4f7f286d164f58085.jpeg
Or WAY WAY WAY back to the time you refused to leave the library after you read “Where The Wild Things Are” because you thought the monsters would get you outside
http://www.tranism.com/weblog/images/winning_costume_wtwta.jpgBut then again, if time is not on your side, why waste it?
http://www.j-isle.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/boredsysadmin.jpgMaybe the guy who made this wasn’t wasting time at all. Maybe he’s making a Stargate to give himself more time!
